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Monthly Archives: September 2005

Left Brain V/s Right Brain

Just take a 1 min break from your work…. This is one of the Strangest Things I have ever encountered….   Left Brain vs Right Brain…   While sitting at your desk.. lift your right foot off the floor and … Continue reading

Expensive Place

When Viral got home from work last night, His wife (Vanita) demanded That He should take her out to some expensive   place   ……………. …                  So Viral took her to a petrol station !!!!!!!

Deadly Answers

I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you .But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’sempty and … Continue reading

Oops, which one shall I follow??

Laziness is the worst enemy of humans .  .  . – Ja w aharlal Nehru. Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi

One For The Brain: BUFFALO THEORY

This one is sent by Rohini Singh (Conscript, www.conscript.net)   A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest Buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. … Continue reading

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Begger Story

A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?"

Blood

BLOOD Hello Everybody, There is a site  http://www.indianblooddonors.com/ where in you can search for a particular blood group. You will get hundreds of donor ddresses within your city. Please pass this on to everybody you know. We never know when an … Continue reading

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee… A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some … Continue reading

Why Newton Commit Suicide?

Here is the reason :- Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his  head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and  laws in physics  were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for  everything he … Continue reading